*Undead Technical Support*
(ring ring)
TechSup: Hello,
undead technical support. May I please have your name
and
the date of your death?
Cust: Ummmm, yes. I am Vlad the Impaler and I am a GREAT AND MIGHTY
VAMPIRE!!!
TS: Can I please have your date of death, sir? We have currently
around 120
Vlad the Impalers on file, it's a fairly common name among theundead.
Cust: Ummm, yeah... uhhh, well you see, I haven't actually died yet. I
was...
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