Me: The ogre lumbers toward the party *in ogre voice* “Time to eatttttt!”
Allison: Shit…uh…I give him a sandwich?
Me: What? You don’t have a sandwich. You have rations…Iron rations.
Allison: Well, then I’ll give him my rations.
Me: Oh no, he wants that sandwich you offered.
Me: You notice two town guardsmen are advancing toward you. Their hands are on the hilts of their swords and…
Brian: I CAST INVISIBILTY ON MYSELF AND RUN AWAY!
Oliver: Damn it! No!
Brian: Just kill them and run off.
Oliver: What? We’re in the market. Everyone will see me!
Brian: I’ve already run off, so our characters can’t be having this conversation.
Oliver: I hate you.
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