Well, if it weren't for that time I went to the mall this all wouldn't have happened. I was at the cell phone kiosk with some friends, when I was poked hard in the back. I turned and saw a hooded character with sunglasses and his colors drawn up over his face. He mutters hand over the wallet and the phone and you'll live to see tomorrow. I was ripe for the picking I guess, had just cashed my paycheck and my wallet was bulging with bills. I say ok we cool wit dat and slowly make for my wallet. He then greedily grabs for my outstretched hand and bang!!!! I bring my right foot upside his head. I make a break to his outside so that I can escape. Unfortunately his partner behind him slams into me and sends me flying. I hurdle through the air and grasp at the railing of the mall walkway. My hand catches on and I swing towards the wall, unfortunately it has a big sale banner hanging from it and I become entangled. I lose my grip and plummet downward. I feel and hear the sickening, thud crunches of my skull mashing the walkways as I fall. I land in a heap, kinda tangled in the flyer, with blood oozing out the sides like a grotesque burrito. My world is searing with pain, then like an old television the screen goes black, reduces to a point of gray only to disappear along with my consciousness. If I should continue this story tell me so...
Look to your left. The latest update to the account page frees up space by moving the dashboard to the left side. It still works the same, it's just slimmer and sexier. And for those of you that don't know it, you can collapse the dashboard by clicking on the header.
