If you looked from a fly on the wall view, it would be bloody mess. Mall patrons screaming willy-nilly, some lady vomitting her Indian lunch platter, and an old man chuckling. The chuckling old man was the maintenance guy. He made a show of covering the bodies with a dirty old dropcloth. While doing that and avoiding the security camera,he freed us of our wallets. In his mind one's loss was another's gain. Especially gaining some more gin soaked night for himself and his fiance the security matron Shelley. He moved away quickly and let the law enforcement take over the scene. Old Jenson bided his time til it was okay to clean up the crime scene. Maybe his face in the paper and a few dollars to speak clearly of this gruesome crime. That son of a bitch had my wallet... I risked and lost my life for it and he was the beneficiary of this tragedy. The morticians carted us away for a stay in the city meat locker.
Look to your left. The latest update to the account page frees up space by moving the dashboard to the left side. It still works the same, it's just slimmer and sexier. And for those of you that don't know it, you can collapse the dashboard by clicking on the header.
