Movie review, now with spoilers!!!! But it was a bad flick anyway, so I dont feel bad about spoiling people.
Well as my birthday gift from my sweetie we went to go see M Night Shamalamahamakamehameha's latest opus. The Happening.
Ive seen some reviews, Drox has seen reviews here and there.
So far the universal consensus is "Unintentionaly funny" is a good review.
Basic premise of the monster...if you can call it that, you cannot run from the ... WIND ... THE WIND KNOWS ALL!!! THE WIND FEARS NONE!!! YOU CANNOT ESCAPE ... THE WIND!!
or you know, plants are Jesus ... or what ever.
Mark Walla-walla-burgingston looked like a stoned flaming gay ex boy band guy. He had this ... annoyingly sensitive and soft voice that didnt do well for him in the movie.
His wife and or girlfriend looked stoned too, and there were copious ammounts of bored people running from the wind. Plus John "Chicken"leg was a second bannana at least, but they never did describe his relationship with the main characters. He went emo, but he didnt do it properly and went across the road, not down the street.
The death scenes were hillarious, but I guess they were not ment to be funny. The movie was disjointed, and boring.
The Drox gives it a: -5 out of 5
Furloph gives it a : -5 out of Q squared.
