Last week there was no game, due to birthdays and graduations, so I think they more than made up for it this week. They began this week camping out on a savannah, and coming to a watering hole, they decided to ask an elephant to lug their stuff around for them. The question was asked and the elephant asked for some fruit that grew about two days back along the trail. They refused and got hosed with filthy water for their efforts. After some trouble in the form of lions that ate 4 of their five natives, they went back and renegotiated. The end of the game was their arrival at the foot of the mountains where the dwarves were rumored to live. Approaching with an elephant they were greeted by a small band of goblins holding spears. The ranger, who despises all things goblin, charged at them with the fighter on his heels. They quickly dispatched them, their village, and two other local goblin villages. Granted, the other two were just a matter of burning them as they had been evacuated.
Here are some of the choice quotes from the session:
I’m sorry but chasing down the native running for his life to kill him and offer his dead carcass to the next carnivore looking to eat you is not a GOOD act!
You know I think the gnome was the only one that could speak Dwarven. Maybe we should animate him so he can negotiate with them.
Longstrider, for when you absolutely have to escape from your party members. You have a need for speed!
Mary, can you please help out my snake, it’s a little limp. (This sounded like a personal problem)
I don’t think diplomacy is going to work after you’ve run roughshod through their village killing everyone down to the last woman and child you could find and then burned their village to the ground.
(Out of game) Once again it would just be bringing a katana to a gun fight.
Yes, yes, of course the Dwarven crafted goblin sized armor must mean the goblins are stealing from the dwarves.
This party should just avoid water. Apparently the creatures here find you tasty.
Tags: Savannah Lions Elephant Goblins
