When the whole MMPORG craze hit, I avoided it. I know my limitations, my ability to get sucked into computer games for hours on end. So no...I stayed away. Best for everyone that way. Really.

So what happens? I get invites for these "apps" on my Myspace page. "Hmm...what are these?" I asked myself. Myself replied "Check it out for yourself, rather than asking stupid questions, jerkface". So I did. Basically, for those who don't know of these, you create a character, selecting a certain "type" or class if you will. The object is to collect whatever means of valuables the app has (gold for Pirates and Dragonwars, blood for Vampires, dollars for Mafia Wars), do little quests, form alliances with other players, stab other players and take their stuff, go up levels, lather, rinse and repeat.

And of course, I'm sucked in, hook line and sinker.

Dammit.

As if I needed more things to waste my time on. Geez.

So, if you are a sucker like me, and you happen to be on Vampires, Mafia Wars, Pirates, or DragonWars, then be on the lookout for Count Bluh, Destructo Don, Bermuda Backwash, and Chucko Assclown IV respectively. That's me.

Tags: Apps Stupid Time Waster Myspace Mafia Vampires Pirates Dragons